Being pimped

I posted this back in 2013 and it appears that the marketing team is still using the tried and failed marketing strategy in 2024. 

* Since the post will most likely be denied in its original form, here's the unedited version: 

(originally posted: May 24, 2013)

. . . and not in a good way . . .

We all know the sleazy ads the marketing department comes up with to entice horny dudes to part with their earnings. Seems like this is the latest:

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Wow ... get that free fuck you need tonight, huh? Seriously? Us women on this site are nothing but cheap whores to pimp out to the horny and clueless? Yeah, we blame dudes for thinking with their little heads and being clueless, but what does this ad say about the marketing department and what this site really thinks about the women on this site?

I'd really like to see what kind of ad this site is placing to entice the women to join. The site DOES realize that without real women for the dudes to contact, there is no point for dudes to pay for membership?

Well ladies, what do you think?

**Denied due to "hate" . . . the go-to reason loser reviewers use when they read about women who won't drop their panties on command 

Being pimped--the flip side

As a counter post, I posted this the next day: 

(originally posted: May 24, 2013)

OK, so you read my last post about the site's sleazy marketing and pimping out the women on this site as cheap whores. 

I'm wondering if there isn't anybody in their marketing department who can write an ad pimping out the horny dudes as human dildos?

Here're a couple of my ideas. Mind you, I'm not a marketing pro and don't know the basics about marketing strategy. I just wrote these for shits & giggles.

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Ad #1

Get the cock of your dreams TONIGHT!

Over at AdultFriendFinder, we have real live cocks of all shapes and sizes just dying to get their release. Of course, there will be a body attached to the cock, but that won't stop a gal who knows exactly what she wants, will it? It's not as if the owner of the appendage will expect an intelligent conversation before/after sex. All they're interested in is getting that release and that's exactly what you looking for, isn't it, hun?

Sign up for AdultFriendFinder for FREE and have a look at the vast selection of cocks just waiting to get picked by YOU! As a bonus, members at AdultFriendFinder can see live webcams of men showing off their ware, so you can check out the merchandise before making your choice. We also have live chat rooms filled with horny cocks just waiting for YOU to come along and pluck them out of the waiting line. 

What are you waiting for? Come join AdultFriendFinder and ride that free cock fast and hard tonight!

Send us your success story along with this campaign code XXX123XXX for a free 2-week Gold membership*

(in very fine print)*some conditions apply

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Ad #2

An adult's life isn't all about relationships and commitment

Women have desires, too. Sometimes all a woman needs is a hot, sweaty carnal release without commitment that an inanimate dildo or vibrator simply can't achieve. 

Here at AdultFriendFinder, we have an extremely broad selection of men who are more than happy to be that human dildo for you. Join for free today and go through the vast collection of male profiles showing off their wares in all shapes and sizes. We guarantee that you can find the human dildo of your choice TONIGHT and EVERY NIGHT! We even have webcams where you can see the men's cocks in action and you can see for yourself whether that cock can satisfy your craving. 

What are you waiting for? Join for FREE right now and get that human dildo!

Send us your success story along with this campaign code XXX123XXX for a free 2-week Gold membership*

(in very fine print)*some conditions apply

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Hey, this can be a contest idea! Women send in their suggestions for ads for women that pimp out the dudes and win something from the site (probably free gold membership) This sure will be a twist to the sexy photo contests! But gotta say, some of the pics are hot (the real ones, I mean! )