Bumbling Babble 0831
Arguing with an auto-reply
I get this message in my inbox yesterday:
Read your whole profile. Really understand what you mean. Not sure if I fit your criteria tho but still look good to me
I took a look at his profile, and basically, there was nothing to read. All he had was a single pic and some line with garbled text (which I'm guessing was in Japanese but got garbled because of some coding issue).
So, I ignored the message, letting my auto-reply do its job, so he gets this message a day later:
Auto-reply message:
THIS IS AN AUTO REPLY Thank you for your interest and email. If your message doesn't pique my interest, you have a sparse profile, your dick pic is your main pic, you are incapable of stringing 2 grammatically correct sentences together, assume that I'm Japanese and send idiotic googleslated messages, the message is a blanket copy/paste, you do not live in Japan and/or simply looking for a pussy with a pulse, this auto reply will be the only response you will get.
The genius replied to my auto-reply 🙄
Huh?
I don't have a dick pic on my profile. I said I read your profile and liked what you had to say
Clearly the dude lacks comprehension skills. What part of the THIS IS AN AUTO REPLY did he not get? 🤨 He picks up on the dick pic part, but not sparse profile? I guess his definition of sparse and mine are different.
Also, there are dudes who say they read the profile, but since they fail to mention what resonated with them, one must suspect that they're not being truthful and are saying anything just to get our attention in hopes to get laid.
Another one inducted in my Hall of Shame 😂
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