Sites for the Ladies

 I swear, the site lost all its sense of humor. 

I tried to post this satire that I posted almost 12 years ago, and it's getting denied right and left. I took out the "Various, Inc." part, but if you never see it, it's because the thin-skinned weasel cannot even stomach a joke. What a clown. 

Here's the post that's been getting denied:

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I was going through my old posts and I came across this one. Too bad the marketing team never picked up on this . . .

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(originally posted:May 25, 2012 11:18 pm)

You see all these co-brands aimed towards the horny dudes but how many sites have you seen that are geared more towards the women? 

Now wouldn't you love to see a marketing spiel that goes something like this?

Dear Ladies,

After the Fuck A Slut fiasco, we, at Various, Inc. have seen the err in our ways, revamped our marketing team and launched several sites for women that are guaranteed to tickle your hearts and loosen your purse strings while at the same time degrade, demean and objectify men.*

We are proud to announce our new sites:

QuickShooterDotCom

For you uber busy ladies who want quick ins and outs. If the men on this site aren't done after three strokes, their membership is revoked.

TinyDicksDotCom

Scared of the well-endowed? Never fear for we guarantee that the men on this site are of a small stature. If needed, we loan out magnifying glasses.

NeanderthalDotCom

Tired of looking for that guy who has no social skills whatsoever? Look no further. Men on this site never grunt more than one syllable at a time and guaranteed to have rough knuckles from all that dragging.

NumbnutsDotCom

Are you in need of that perfect mate with an IQ less than a shoe size? Our site is filled with men who don't know how to spell, don't know what grammar means, unable to compose a sentence that use more than three words, and much much more!

NoNutsDotCom

Do you want a man that you can walk all over and abuse to your heart's content? You've come to the right place. Our men strive at being the perfect doormats for women.

Of course, we, at Various Inc., haven't forgotten the orthodox women who have standard needs. For those ladies who seek the hung and handsome, we present HumpAHunkDotCom!

Remember ladies, Your satisfaction is our #1 priority! Please do not hesitate to contact us with your questions and requests. We hope to cater to all your whims and needs.*

OK, I'll go for hung and handsome any day, so I guess I'd be one of the orthodox women 

This blog post hit me as I was riding my scooter on the way home. Interesting where inspiration can hit, hey? 😂